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bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

(via dont-touch-my-cassbutt)

Source: shebegb
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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via dalomania)

Source: microsoftbob
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rhodarein:

ultrafacts:

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well tell my body to fuck off, I hate throwing up and it can deal with a little poison once and a while it builds character godammit

(via dalomania)

Source: ultrafacts
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spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin

(via andlrea)

Source: spermbanker
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little-uno:

thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

(via buttsexwithbeelzebub)

Source: thatstoomainstream
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  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
Source: il-tenore-regina
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unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop

(via zackisontumblr)

Source: unclefather
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