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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via twerkin-like-im-left-eye)

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princesswhatevr:

bootyscientist:

dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or if you’ve never seen the inside of a cathedral

dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them at all

my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be

Inspirational.

(via buttsexwithbeelzebub)

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newmiu:

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

this

(via zip-a-de-do-da)

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via where-is-the-fire)

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recoveryofabrokenteen:

arcticmoshing:

semperready:

percuigiochiamoci:

impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

you don’t really see enough of this.

This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

I can’t wait for you to come home babe!

(via where-is-the-fire)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via where-is-the-fire)

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jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

(via where-is-the-fire)

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scottthepilgrim:

yungterra:

hazyship:

aperture-of-consciousness:

Microsoft released a Reddit app for the Xbox One and it comes with these epic meme achievements

microsoft is just trying to capitalize on all teh le epic maymays and be one of the cool kids or something fuck

xbox one just got a whole lot better

im gonna unlock all of these looking at porn

Source: aperture-of-consciousness